Comments for Dean Does Dating http://deandoesdating.com Your Online Source to Dean, Dating, & Everything in Between Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:43:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ Comment on 5 Signs That Your Guy Could Be Gay by Maggie http://deandoesdating.com/2011/12/04/5-signs-that-your-guy-is-gay/#comment-98 Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:43:52 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=298#comment-98 I think the guy I really like has gay tendencies. He’s quite slim and effeminate, really kind and funny, and has lots of guy friends as well. He’s over 35 and not married….I’m so sad, I thought he liked me actually, but it appears he bats for the other team…I still like you loads, K, if you ever change your mind!

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Dean http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-88 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 22:46:32 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-88 Dear Browniepants,
First of all, let’s get this straight. I am sure that you are not an ugly guy as you say. Dean’s readers are not ugly. I am certain of it!
Now with that being said, unfortunately, today is not about the ugly man finding his one true love. It’s just not about him. Sadie Hawkins Day is strictly reserved for single girls only. These are the rules of this amazing holiday.
Keep in mind though, Browniepants, an ugly guy can most certainly win over the affection of a pretty girl (or any girl for that matter) if he simply opens his wallet. All girls love boys who spend lots and lots of money on them.
Happy Sadie Hawkins Day to you!
Love,
Dean

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by browniepants http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-87 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:51:10 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-87 What about the homely MAN? 365 days a year are for a pretty girl’s taking (Judging from your dating history, I am sure you are one of them ;) ) and once every four years is for the ugly girls. But Dean, what about the unfortunate man?

An ugly guy is usually the mensch, the meeskite is always a man of your dreams and the nice-guy, although finishing last, is forever loyal and a definite “giver”. Do you have any suggestions for us to improve our dating chances today?

Thanks Dean!

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Greg http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-86 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 02:31:38 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-86 Thank you, Dean! With insightful professional advice such as yours, I expect many women to find themselves a date or on-the-spot husband on Sadie Hawkins Day. Keep up the great work.

And the answer to your question is easy. Which woman will I have? The one who gives me the best cheeseburger!

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Dean http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-85 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:54:13 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-85 Dear Greg,
What a great recommendation on how to properly ask a boy out on Sadie Hawkins Day! Honestly, it was so good, that I am surprised that Dean didn’t come up with that one on her own.
I have to admit that I have done a bit of research on you. From my findings, I can see that you are quite the dating professional yourself. And I am truly honored to have you offering smart dating tips (such as yours from above) on my blog.
It’s also refreshing to hear that a good looking man such as yourself would be willing to date an ugly Sadie if she simply asked you out in a captivating way.
There’s no doubt about it that lots of girls will be asking you to marry them tomorrow. The real question is, Greg, how ever will you choose which one you want to be your wife?
Happy Sadie Hawkins Day to you!
Love,
Dean

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Greg http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-84 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:32:08 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-84 This tactic would win me over for sure:

Get your best friend to approach me and perform a rap about how awesome you are and how I’d be a fool not to date you. This song should preferably incorporate the Dougie Dance. Then offer me a cheeseburger as my dowry.

I would even date Ugly Sadie with that one.

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Dean http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-83 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:28:27 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-83 Dear Hold that elevator door please,
How exciting that you just met a cute boy in your work building! Was he tall? Did he speak with a lisp? Was he wearing a UPS uniform? Remember, these are the true ways of finding out if he’s really the one. Regardless of what qualities he has though, it sounds like he definitely struck a cord with you. And being that tomorrow is Sadie Hawkins Day, I suggest that when you’re riding in the elevator with him tomorrow, be sure to press all of the buttons in the elevator. This should allow you more than enough time to officially ask out your new crush.
Keep in mind, much like an elevator, love lifts you up to where you belong.
Good luck!
Love,
Dean

]]> Comment on All You Single Sadies, All You Single Sadies by Hold that elevator door please! http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/28/all-you-single-sadies-all-you-single-sadies/#comment-81 Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:48:14 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=405#comment-81 Dean, I just met the cutest boy in my work building this very morning. I was so smitten that I didn’t even get to ask him his name in the midst of our conversation. Your post has got me inspired! On Sadie Hawkins Day tomorrow, I’m going to gather up my courage and walk up to his floor and ask him out on a date with me – wish me luck!! ;)

]]> Comment on Valentine’s Day: How to Fake It to Make It by Dean http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/13/valentines-day-how-to-fake-it-to-make-it/#comment-71 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:41:38 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=396#comment-71 Dear Browniepants,
First, I would just like to give you a sincere mazel for continuously playing the role of a straight boyfriend to all the lonely single girls out there. Your willingness to help others in their true time of need and your courage walk the streets as a straight male has certainly not gone unnoticed. You are amazing.
Now moving on to your question: You are right. There is no way that a straight girl could ever pretend that she is your boyfriend for the benefit of making other men believe that you are a couple. It just doesn’t work in this type of situation. But, with this being said, straight girls are not a total lost cause. They might not be able to play the part of your fake boyfriend, but they can certainly be a wingman for you. They can talk you up at a bar or better yet they can always introduce you to some of their other gay friends. And if neither of those options seem viable, keep in mind that a straight girl makes a great companion for shopping. A trip to the mall together might not help you to score a boyfriend…but if a straight girl can help you to make wise decisions about your wardrobe, I’m sure you’ll have no problem at all scoring yourself a man while sporting your new duds.
Oh, and Browniepants might not be the best name to use when you’re trying to attract men. Because Browniepants kind of sounds similar to brown pants….and we all know what that means!
Here’s to lots and lots of love in your future! Because you deserve it!
Love,
Dean

]]> Comment on Valentine’s Day: How to Fake It to Make It by browniepants http://deandoesdating.com/2012/02/13/valentines-day-how-to-fake-it-to-make-it/#comment-70 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:11:47 +0000 http://deandoesdating.com/?p=396#comment-70 I have played many the part as “straight” boyfriend, but where is the compensation?! I will never leave my female friends hanging – I am a shoo-in for the role as “Man Friend” – so I have been known to don some straight apparel, skull a quick brew and scam on some tail…all in the name of friendship, but what about when I’m lonely or in need of an escort. This situation cannot be flipped.

Dean, do you have any suggestions for the straight girls out there to reciprocate the “love” for their gay best friend counterparts?

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