You all know by now that Dean is a dating professional. And as a dating professional, Dean makes it her job to go on lots of dates. Keep in mind that I go on dates not only to find true love for myself but most importantly to help all of my valued readers (like you) find true love as well. Each and every day, I hit the streets, suffering through all of the heartaches and break-ups so that ultimately YOU don’t have to. And I do this because I truly want my readers to learn from all of my dating faux pas; figure-out early on in the dating stage what things not to do on a date. Simply put, Dean does dating…for you!

Getting dumped (a lot) comes with the territory for a dating professional like me. And we all know that break-ups are never easy. With each and every break-up, we as humans can’t help but to take it personally. After each dump, we wonder what exactly went wrong. And then we begin to question ourselves with endless amounts of possibilities as to why it’s over. Was my hair too frizzy? Were my heels not high enough? Did he not think that I was funny even though I kept on telling him (over and over) how funny I really was?  And sadly, most of the time in dating, we never get the answers that we are searching for. We never know why it is exactly that we got dumped in the first place.

These days, there are so many different kinds of break-up strategies out there; all of which I am proud to say that I have experienced (just for you)!

There’s the simple text message break-up: “Hey! I had fun last night. You’re really great…but I don’t ever want to see you again. Good luck with life!”

Or the disappear break-up: After an amazing date, he kisses you good-bye and softly whispers into your ear, “I can’t wait to see you again. I’ll call you.” Then months pass by and he never does actually call (or see you).

And lastly there’s the birthday dump: This is when your date takes you out on your birthday for a very romantic candlelight dinner before walking you back to your apartment and then casually dumping you before he walks out of your apartment (and your life) for what would be the last time.

These days, there are so many different break-up techniques, none of which ever informs the dumpee what went wrong or why it is that they’re being dumped in the first place. The dumpee is constantly left wondering and speculating. Why did he text dump me? Why is it that he never called? And why did he break-up with me on my birthday? Do I not age gracefully?

We have never had the answers to any of these pressing questions…until now! Lucky for us daters, there is now an app for that, WotWentWrong, that actually tells the dumpee why they’re being let go. It’s dumping made simple.

WotWentWrong is a Web app that literally takes all of the mystery out of dating dumps. It gives the dumper an opportunity to tell us exactly what went wrong so that we no longer have to resort to Facebook Stalking, awkward apartment drive-bys, endless Google searches, or having to create a fake profile on an online dating site just so that we can anonymously keep tabs on our ex’s most recent dating activities. With the WotWentWrong App, we now have all of the answers we’ve been searching for…right on our very own favorite mobile devices!

How WotWentWrong Works

The service is completely free. You simply customize a form letter chosen from a variety of styles such as ‘flippant’, ‘cool’, ‘confused’ or ‘philosophical’, provide some feedback about your date, and let the app take care of the rest.

The dumper then gets an e-mail or text message asking for feedback. He or she can choose from a wide selection of preset or customized excuses and critiques, such as incompatible tastes in music, differing religious views, or poor hygiene.

Furthermore, to encourage the dumper to respond, users are told that they will be able to find out whether their ex found them attractive or thought they were good in bed – but only when they have submitted their feedback. It’s a smart App that tells us once and for all why were dumped. It’s genius.

Example of a ‘Confused’ WotWentWrong Request

Hi Mr. Cocky,

I must admit I’m a bit confused! All the signals I got indicated that things were going well with us, but then our communication stopped.

I understand that something didn’t feel right for you and I would appreciate some feedback. I wonder if you could spare a moment to tell me your thoughts?

Thanks so much!

Dean

Dean Is Always Standing By

Keep in mind that Dean together with the WotWentWrong App, are always here to help you get through even your most toughest break-ups.

There are times in life when you’re going to need to hear real answers; honest answers that can only come from the dumper himself. In these instances, I strongly encourage you to turn to the WotWentWrong App.

But, when you want someone to feed you amazing advice; someone to console you and to convince you that the dumper is most definitely gay or a complete douchebag or better yet both, turn to Dean.

Dean might not be able to tell you what exactly went wrong with your past relationship, but she will most definitely be able to convince you that you are way better off without him in your life.

And this is precisely what makes Dean a dating professional.